Thursday, November 20, 2008

Where is the Party, um, At?

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

"4. Here's one example I tend to deploy on second dates, and it's rewarded with an endearing guffaw at least 90 percent of the time: I ask the woman what religion she is. Inevitably, she will say something like, 'Oh, I'm sort of Catholic, but I'm pretty lapsed in my participation,' or 'Oh, I'm kind of Jewish, but I don't really practice anymore.' Virtually everyone under the age of thirty will answer that question in this manner. I then respond by saying, 'Yeah, it seems like everybody I meet describes themselves as 'sort of Catholic' or 'sort of Jewish' or 'sort of Methodist.' Do you think all religions have this problem? I mean, do you think there are twenty-five-year-old Amish people who say, 'Well, I'm sort of Amish. I currently work as computer programmer, but I still believe pants with metal zippers are the work of Satan.' "