Would you rather deep tongue kiss Ryan Appleby for 10 minutes or lick every inch of his body?

This is a question that was posed recently while we watched a Huskies game. We talked somewhat passionately about it for 20 minutes, since both options are fairly unattractive. One constituent is that Mr. Appleby would like both things. He would grunt a little while you kissed him, and laugh furtively while you licked him. I am about to vomit up the Treetop apple juice i just drank right now. Anyway if you have some thoughts on this feel free to respond. Or if you have some good "Would you rathers?" because it is one of my favorite games. Here is one I always ask people: "would you rather have a lobster claw for a hand or a pig hoof for a foot?" good day