Shit I Hella Like and Shit I Hella Hate (Part 2)

Have you guys heard that one song where the chorus goes "Let's get it started in here...let's get it started in here?" I think it's by the Black Eyed Peas or something. It's pretty catchy right? Yea, I know, it's pretty good. However, I was looking for it the other day on the radio and just couldn't find it, no matter where I looked. It was the damndest thing. Wait.... hold on a second. Shit! Yea, I almost forgot. I'm so silly. I actually did find it on one station. And, oh wait! Yea... I'm starting to remember now... they played it 7 times in a row. The station was Movin' 92.5. And, oh wait, that song is fucking terrible. I mean like, having to move to Renton terrible.
Which brings me to my first thing I hella hate in this second installment of "Shit I Hella Like and Shit I Hella Hate": Movin' 92.5, and the Black Eye Peas.
I hella hate the Black Eyed Peas. They were decent way back in the day. And I when I say back in the day, I mean WAY back in the day, like before they even started playing music. Before they were even a group. That's when their music was somewhat tolerable. And now listen to them. Have you heard that song set to the theme track from "Pulp Fiction?" Of course you have, asshole, because you listen to 92.5, the station where they once played it on repeat for 5 straight hours. That song redefines the word "awful." The only people that actually like it are soccer moms in their young 30's who blare it in their Ford Windstars as they cart their kiddies off to the next soccer match on Mercer Island. I'm referring to the kind of soccer mom that got pregnate when she was 19 after she drank too much at a kegger in Pullman. She loves that song, becasue it is "hip." She loves being "hip."
I hella like Busch tall cans. I feel like this one is pretty self-explanatory.
I hella hate that I have to take a class this summer. It made graduation so bittersweet today. Sweet because I was sitting next to Andy Bunker and thinking about fondling his inner thighs, bitter because it was 27 degrees out, raining sideways, and I had to pee every 4 minutes.
I hella like the song "Summer Girl," by Beck.
That's all for Part 2, I mostly just wanted to express how much I hate Movin' 92.5 and the Black Eyed Peas.
Happy Graduation!

-Boosh Clown

Song of the Day: Free Ride by The Edgar Winter Group