Species Profile Part 2

Cutilius 'n Cuddilius
Common Name: Bunktown
Description: Approximately 180cm in length, 170-190 pounds. Extremely hairy abdominal region, strong thighs; physique oftened compared to that of Ursa Cuddilius, commonly known as "Teddy Bear."
Range: University District, Sporting events, "Soufend."
Diet: The dietary habits of the Cutilius 'n Cuddilius (often shortened to "Cute 'n Cuddly), varies greatly depending on the animals mood and available food source. Has been known to subsist for large periods of time on cheese quesadillas and Carlo Rossi Cheblis, but it is also not uncommon for it to partake in such exotic delicacies as gyros and "Jimmy John's." One dedicated researcher noticed that for a brief period of time during the animal's adolescence it could often be found in the dining area of the University of Washington HUB, furtively stealing copious amounts of Dr. Pepper.
Mating Habits: A subject once shrouded in mystery, recent research indicates that the Cutilius might exhibit a proclivity towards choosing life-long mates, often favoring females from his preferred southern territory. This, of course, abolishes the long-conceived notion that the Cutilius did not like females at all, but rather preferred older, hairy males from the Bainbridge Island region.
Remarks/Observations: Like the Seviglius, the Bunktown is usually quite tame, normally only exhibiting aggression when sporting teams from its preferred region do not perform to its high standard of excellence.

File Photos:

In this photo the Bunktown exhibits a facial expression that most would interpret as "unbridled anger" or disgust. However, it is actually one of extreme jubilation possibly bordering on "sillyness," a reaction most likely spurred by a tasteless comment from one of its companions or a favorable turn of events in a recent sporting activity.

Here we see the Bunktown in a very relaxed and docile state. Note the addition of the woolen hat usually more characteristic of its female companions, and also the soothing fuscia color of the blanket the Bunktown has casually draped around its neck.