It has recently come to my attention that the buses that make up the King County Transit fleet cannot tell the difference between American and Canadian change. Do with this information what you will....

In other news, a message for my roommates: HEY ROOMMATES, as you have probably noticed, we haven't had toilet paper in the downstairs bathroom (see: the only bathroom) for several days. However, what you probably haven't noticed is that I have been using the paper towels from the kitchen to wipe my ass and then disposing of them in the trash can next to the toilet. WELCOME TO LATIN AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!

I hope everyone has a fun-filled Friday night. Stay safe.

-Boosh Clown