Voodoo Like You Do

The Sounders are becoming an MLS team. Hooray! Guess who is going to be the commentator? Kevin Calabro. Shit. Remember when Sal Masekela, the dread-locked dude from ESPN, started commenting on skateboarding and snowboarding and all "action" sports only to then start commenting on basketball as well? It was horrible, and Kevin Calabro is about to do it with soccer. Stick to what you know, Kevin. Stick with basketball. If I have to hear "flyin' chicken to the barnyard" when someone has a breakaway I'm going to stick an ice pick in my ears.
Birds of a feather...